The Mega Article
Mega News Round-Up
By: Jameson Pi, Mark Ekizian, Ethan Stafford, and Khalid Alsaud
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!
By Khalid Alsaud, Jameson Pi, and Mark Ekizian
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!! Is one of the biggest memes of the new and absolutely crazy Minecraft movie memes like FLINT AND STEEL and I…….. AM STEVE! People really have gone so wild that they practically destroyed the theatres by throwing popcorn and drinks all around when Steve said CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!! to the point the police had to come, and kicked fans out. Someone even brought an entire chicken to the theatre! The crazier part is that this movie was expected to entirely flop, but Jack Black just naming random Minecraft things for 1 Hour and 40 minutes really made them their money, which was $313.2 million! It took them $150 million to make the movie. This movie has turned out to be really good for the producers and absolutely terrible for the theatres.
More Affordable Electric Vehicles
By Mark Ekizian
People are buying used Teslas for only 20,000$, when the original price is 42,000$. This can also help middle class people with affordability and make America's people more ready for purchasing other important things for their everyday lives. Also with this electric cars can help the environment in many ways. A very cheap electric car is the Nissan leaf which is 25,00. This woul d be very helpful for the middle class. One of the biggest things people want from a car is how it feels and works. Now after all of this talk about how good it would be for people and the environment we need to know why the prices of electric cars are going down, the reason why is because New advancements are happening to batteries now also, chickens say moo and cows say.
The New Rolls-Royce
By Ethan Stafford
The Rolls-Royce Spectre is the first electric Rolls-Royce ever made. This new Rolls is hard to find because it's expensive to get this luxurious new car. The car was launched in 2023 in Napa Valley California. The starting price for the Spectre is $422,750. The car can reach a remarkable speed of 155 mph. This is a two door car. It takes approximately 16 hours to charge it. The car can drive 329 miles before you need to charge it.
Spring Sports
by Mark Ekizian
With the new season spring there are new sports that are arriving. One of those sports is baseball which the fifth graders go to every three times a week, and in baseball for the seventh graders there games have not been going well but maybe they will bounce back with some victories. For the seventh graders there is varsity table tennis which from the games I've seen they are doing well, there's also golf, and varsity squash, also for fifth graders and sixth. I feel like the browning sports industry has been evolving very well and it will evolve even better with the new space, with a new rock wall.
The Pope of Vatican City is Dead
By Khalid Alsaud, Jameson Pi, Mark Ekizian, and Ethan Stafford
We are devastated to inform you that on April 21, 2025, at 7:35 AM, Pope Francis, at the age of 88, the first ever Latin pope coming all the way from Argentina, has died. They will now attempt to elect a new pope for the country. To choose a new pope they will release white smoke if they have found a new pope and black if they haven’t found one. Some of the causes of his death was from pneumonia getting a piece getting taken off his lung bronchitis, type 2 diabetes and all of this came with his death which was caused from a stroke. His last words were: “Thank you for bringing me back to the square.”
RIP, Pope Francis.
